Hi. I reblog bunnies and funny stuff.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured.