I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.
Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
" Catch me if you can "