I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
"respect the dead"
not if they were horrible people
death doesn’t absolve you.
we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
It can wait.
next time someone is mean to you just tell em this
looking for someone to pay me for being average at videogames