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Hi. I reblog bunnies and funny stuff.

shehlovee:

Life is unfair. you put someone first who puts you second. you study your ass off for a final only to get a C. you give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. you’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. it seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.


hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will


thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs


ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?


bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself


100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over


abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life


thenativevice:

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

*is 20 dollars short*


sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


whorville:

It’s so annoying when people try to come at me for being confident
I’m not vain or conceited and I spent way too long hating my self and being self destructive. I have confidence & I know I look good so I’m gonna show it. Just bc u hate yaself doesn’t mean I have to


slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is


sassykardashian:

people who answer questions on yahoo answers saying “I’m not doing your hw for you”

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