i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
THIS POST IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do
"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck